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Michael Gove And The First World War – A Singalong
“Hello Children…
Can we settle down now please? Come along…
That’s it – Shane, Wayne, Duane… Jordan, George…George?!
Er… Kai, Sky – and that means you as well… Samsung and Nokia… good…
Now children this morning in assembly we’re going to sing a song for that terribly nice Mr Gove…
Don’t worry dear… you’ll know the tune as Michael Row The Boat Ashore…
No you can’t go to the toilet yet…
Right… altogether now…”
All follow the bouncing ball… ☻
Michael Gove on the first world war, Hallelujah
Children’s understanding rotten to the core, Hallelujah
Left-wing bolshies fudge the key details, Hallelujah
Lions led by donkeys is the lie they hail, Hallelujah
The education gap is deep and wide, Hallelujah
Too many chavs upon the other side, Hallelujah
Paxman sounds a trumpet and stuck in his oar, Hallelujah
But Michael says mixed metaphors don’t win a war, Hallelujah
Michael’s busy writing the Establishment’s note, Hallelujah
Designed to keep the Victorian era afloat, Hallelujah
The opposition claim Gove’s an educational bore, Hallelujah
Got to keep grades up or you’ll be shown the door, Hallelujah
Baldrick has a cunning plan to see, Hallelujah
But Michael says the details don’t scan for you and me, Hallelujah
Michael Gove on the first world war, Hallelujah
Playing fast and loose with the needs of the poor, Hallelujah
Michael Gove on the first world war, Hallelujah
Revising history’s a duty but never a chore, Hallelujah