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Hitler – A Text From History

 Downcast Hitler

“Is there a problem Mein Führer?!”

“I don’t understand it! Why does no-one put LOL in their messages from the Russian Front anymore?!”

It’s My (Nazi) Party…

Hitler going up steps

“Ach mein Gott!  An intimate gathering I saidNo pamphlets; no speeches; no elaborately staged conventions; no need to dress up…

“Simply a chance for a few like-minded Fascists to cultivate an air of superiority and chill for the weekend in Nuremberg… An opportunity to network and discuss world domination and all things Aryan over a few steins.  Just place a card in a Munich beer hall window I said

“Schweinhund!!!  Damn Goebbels for putting it on Facebook!!!”

 

 

Reich,Left; Reich,Left…

Hitler points out the culprit

“Dummkopf!  Arrest that man!  Stormtrooper twenty-three across; two thousand and eighty-two back… It’s goose-step not gangnam!  Goose-step!!!”

No More Hair Hitler…

Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain - Heston Airfield 30 Sept 1938

Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain – Heston Aerodrome – 30 Sept 1938

“Gentlemen… This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine.  After much tortuous negotiation we are agreed… I officially have the top Mo for last Movember.  This represents a triumph of tenacious diplomacy, common sense and of the stiff upper-lip of the British people.  Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you…”

‘We, the German Führer and Chancellor, and the British Prime Minister, have had a further meeting today and are agreed.

‘We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German naval agreement as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another on issues of facial hair again.

‘We are resolved that the method of hirsute consultation shall be the method adopted to deal with any other questions that may concern our two countries and we are determined to continue our efforts to remove possible sources of difference and thus to contribute to assure the peace of Europe.  Although I must inform you that this does not stretch to mutual tolerance of the Mexican revolutionary Bandido; the inscrutable Chinese Fu Manchu; the foppish dilettantism of the American jazz Pencil; nor the Russian Bolshevik style – a point somewhat emphatically stressed by Herr Hitler: the Kaiser was not up for negotiation.’

Hitler’s Last Appearance…

Hitler and aide survey the Reich Chancellory  April 1945

Hitler and aide survey the destroyed Reich Chancellery – April 1945

“Verdammt!!!”

“What is it Mein Führer?!”

“It looks like it’s going to rain again…”

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