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IT’S A WEATHER STATION ON YOUR WRIST!
The FIRCONESMART WATCH (MARK ONE)™ ©
Are you sick of getting caught out by the weather?
Getting tired of switching TV channels – only to find Lucy Verasamy forecasts one thing on ITV – while Carol Kirkwood forecasts exactly the opposite on the BBC?
Then you need the new FIRCONESMART WATCH™ © from Whatever the Weather…
Benefit from two thousand years of folk wisdom!
Throw that rotten Apple away!
No more digital worries!
No battery life to worry about ever again!
The new FIRCONESMART WATCH™ © has our patented Intuitive Technology – no dials, no clicks, no fiddly buttons necessary…
Experience the two effective meteorological modes of fully functional integrated natural compliance.
The FIRCONE app is open – then the SUN IS OUT (High Pressure Mode)
The FIRCONE app is closed – then IT’S RAINING (Low Pressure Mode)
No more guessing whether to carry your umbrella!
No more stripping wet to your underwear!
No more embarrassing shiny face on a dull wet day – know just when to apply that sunscreen!
Comes IN A RANGE OF SIZES AND SHAPES – complete with full operating instructions and strap of your choice.
The new FIRCONESMART WATCH™ © Exclusively available online at the offer price of ONLY £59.99 from Whatever the Weather!
JUST READ THE COMMENTS FROM OUR MANY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
“IT’S FIRCONE AMAZING!”
“IT’S LIKE HAVING A WEATHER GIRL STRAPPED TO YOUR WRIST.”
“THIS IS THE PERFECT ACCOMPANIMENT TO THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES I’VE RECENTLY PURCHASED.”
“MY BACK IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW I DON’T HAVE TO CARRY THAT FULL-SIZE WEATHER STATION ANYMORE!”