Mavis And Ted *7*
Old Film…
“What you thinkin’ Ted?”
“Eh? Wot?”
“I said… what you thinkin’ Ted?”
“Oh, just that when I was young I used to see life in technicolour… now it’s all grainy black and white…”
“Yeh, I know what you mean… everythin’ in life’s a bit like a foreign film these days… reality TV, internet shoppin’, same sex marriage; girls wiv tattoos…”
“What girl in the news?”
“I said… girls wiv tattoos!”
“She got married in some foreign film you say?”
“Who?!”
“That girl in the news…”
“I wish life was a foreign film sometimes…”
“Why?!”
“Coz they got ruddy subtitles… that’s why!!”
the white words 
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