Mavis And Ted *

Mavis & Ted

Yellow Bikini…

 

“What are you looking at Mavis?”

“That girl there… down on the front in the yellow bikini… She’s very pretty…”

Very…”

Beautiful blonde hair…”

Beautiful…”

“She’s got a lovely figure…”

Lovely…”

“A perfect 36-24-36 I’d say; just like mine used to be… eh, Ted?”

“…………”

“I said 36-24-36!  Just like mine used to be!”

“…………”

“Ted?!”

“Sorry dear – but it’s a bit like when you find an old phone number… you know it was important once – but I’ll be damned if I can remember why!”

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